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SINGAPORE IS A PLACE WHERE... 
...research has shown that its people 
have the worst eyesight in the world.


(Myopic symptoms evident at MRT waiting lines)

SINGAPORE IS A PLACE WHERE... 
...queueing is a national pastime

SINGAPORE IS A PLACE WHERE... 
......schooling is a harrowing experience

(For the parents)

SINGAPORE IS A PLACE WHERE... 
...93% of the population are literate. 
The remaining 7% can be found in cinemas:


And on public transport:

SINGAPORE IS A PLACE WHERE... 
...social unrest is unheard of

(Except where Hello Kitty toys, $1 BreadTalk breads 
and free M1 GSM handphones are involved)


UnIqUe
YOU ARE SPECIAL!
Just what is a Singaporean? 
How can a Singaporean be defined? 
We proudly present the traits.

WE HAVE TO BE NUMBER 1
It's almost a prerequisite for us to be tops in everything.

WE ARE BIG-HEARTED

We don't think twice when donating fat cheques 
to disaster victims abroad. 
But it's a different story with Flag Days at home. 

WE FEEL FOR OTHER SINGAPOREANS
We may not know each other; 
but when disaster strikes our fellow men, 
we share their anguish.

WE HAVE GREAT FORESIGHT
The authority says, "Plan early for retirement." 
We always plan ahead...

WE LOVE FOOD
Brought about by the vast variety of grub 
in our multi-cultural melting pot.

WE ARE LAW-ABIDING
Well, most of us are, anyway. 
Those wayward few face a certain punishment
which is also unique to us...
THE END