SINGAPORE IS A PLACE WHERE...
...research has shown that its people
have the worst eyesight in the world.
(Myopic symptoms evident at MRT waiting lines) |
SINGAPORE IS A PLACE WHERE...
...queueing is a national pastime
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SINGAPORE IS A PLACE WHERE...
......schooling is a harrowing experience
(For the parents) |
SINGAPORE IS A PLACE WHERE...
...93% of the population are literate.
The remaining 7% can be found in cinemas:
And on public transport:
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SINGAPORE IS A PLACE WHERE...
...social unrest is unheard of
(Except where Hello Kitty toys, $1 BreadTalk breads
and free M1 GSM handphones are involved) |
UnIqUe
YOU ARE SPECIAL!
Just what is a Singaporean?
How can a Singaporean be defined?
We proudly present the traits.
WE HAVE TO BE NUMBER 1
It's almost a prerequisite for us to be tops in everything.
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WE ARE BIG-HEARTED
We don't think twice when donating fat cheques
to disaster victims abroad.
But it's a different story with Flag Days at home.
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WE FEEL FOR OTHER SINGAPOREANS
We may not know each other;
but when disaster strikes our fellow men,
we share their anguish.
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WE HAVE GREAT FORESIGHT
The authority says, "Plan early for retirement."
We always plan ahead...
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WE LOVE FOOD
Brought about by the vast variety of grub
in our multi-cultural melting pot.
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WE ARE LAW-ABIDING
Well, most of us are, anyway.
Those wayward few face a certain punishment
which is also unique to us...
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